“Has anyone mentioned that police will leave you alone if you don’t do illegal stuff?”
It’s WAY past time to stop sharing this moronic meme.
Adventures in Home Buying, Part 1
We’re buying a home. It’s quite the adventure, and more painful than it should be…
Finding the positive aspects of a pandemic
There is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity here, a chance to make good from an ugly and painful situation…
Shut the f**k up and go sell a house
Real estate is hard. Dealing with the coronavirus is hard. The unknown is super hard. Hard as it might be, that doesn’t give you license to be an insensitive jackass to your fellow professionals.
Let’s cancel April Fools’ Day
Sometimes it feels like we’re living in some post-apocalyptic, dystopian future. We half-expect at any moment someone will step forward to volunteer as tribute.
I’d rather drink barium
Poor customer service experiences abound. They suck, but provide learning opportunities.
Or something to write about. Whatever.
