I love a great customer service story. The wife and I recently realized that somehow a couple of my running medals were lost when we moved. They appear to now be taking up residence in a local landfill. The loss of one in particular made us both quite sad. It was the medal from my […]
My Last Meal at McDonald’s
I started working at McDonald’s the day I turned 16. That was… long ago. Since that time, I will fully admit it — I love McDonald’s. This, despite working there for over three years (which is an ETERNITY in McDonald’s Land) and cooking tens of thousands of Big Mac and Quarter Pounders. Honestly, I couldn’t […]
Open Letter to Mesa Fire Department, Ladder 209 B-Shift
Dear B-Shifters with Ladder 209 – You guys don’t know me, and I really don’t know you. April 21st of 2012 was probably just another normal day at work for you, but for me, that was one really shitty day. That was the day I suffered a massive heart attack. Thank GOD you guys came […]
BOOM!! I blew up my blog again…
I’ve been writing on Phoenix Real Estate Guy for over six years. There are a LOT of posts there. Lots of photos. And thousands of comments. I like to tinker with the site. I tweak and twiddle, constantly shifting things about and trying new ideas. Tonight I just wanted to make a very minor styling […]
Thank you Mr. Officer!
Cop that just pulled me over for speeding: “Do you know how fast you were driving?” Me: 60 Cop: Do you know the speed limit here? Me: 45 Cop: And…..? Me: No excuse. Empty road, seemed safe and well, driving 60 is more fun than driving 45. Cop: I appreciate your honesty. Thanks for not […]