Cop that just pulled me over for speeding: “Do you know how fast you were driving?”
Cop: Do you know the speed limit here?
Me: No excuse. Empty road, seemed safe and well, driving 60 is more fun than driving 45.
Cop: I appreciate your honesty. Thanks for not trying some bullshit excuse. Have a nice day and slow down.
First time I’ve been pulled over for speeding in 34 years of driving and not gotten a ticket. And I’ve been pulled over… a few times.